Check out these funny quotes...
U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id
There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
